inimicaldolly:

generalivan:

princeaspartame:

eerieeriquitecontreeri:

dinosaursmooching:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

hiphopfightssnacks:

wait what i don’t get it

Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

are you fucking kidding me

beginning to dislike her more and more

she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

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chandofskyqueen:

ibotheraskblogs:

charlesoberonn:

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

sirenknights:

zooophagous:

"NOM!"

It’s so cuuuuuute!!!

it’s trying to disolve that finger for nourishment

Even cuter.

this is really damaging, when the finger’s gone it will close and dissolve itself!

Yeah when people like to trigger venus flytraps to close, they find it amusing.  But when they close, they produce digestive juices to liquefy it’s prey for nourishment.  By making them close without something to eat, you’re causing them to digest themselves.  You’re essentially killing it.

chandofskyqueen:

ibotheraskblogs:

charlesoberonn:

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

sirenknights:

zooophagous:

"NOM!"

It’s so cuuuuuute!!!

it’s trying to disolve that finger for nourishment

Even cuter.

this is really damaging, when the finger’s gone it will close and dissolve itself!

Yeah when people like to trigger venus flytraps to close, they find it amusing.  But when they close, they produce digestive juices to liquefy it’s prey for nourishment.  By making them close without something to eat, you’re causing them to digest themselves.  You’re essentially killing it.

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neednt:

viderudeath:

kaworushin:

i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

boys have to deal with girls on their periods

shove a cactus in your anus buddy

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catp0rn:

Pumpkin’s a real charmer when she sleeps

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Don’t mistake coincidence for fate.

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nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

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sugaredpoison:

Hard to believe he is now captain america.

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pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys  Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 


salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

(Source: hypothetical-happiness)

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